so at my brother’s middle school they have this thing called the swag wall where they put up the name and picture of good students and
eren jaeger is a good noodle
You bitch, I see what you did there
The ghost of James Potter reveals himself to his friend, Sirius Black.
"I’ve just been murdered," he tells Sirius.
Sirius gasps in horror, “You’re joking.”
James looks him in the eye and replies, “I’m dead, Sirius.”
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
the precise sensation of twenty thousand dollars of very delicate cosmetic surgery as ruined by vandals. re-routed through your nervous systems times one thousand.
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
welcome to october
Jazzy times before the skeleton war.
Slytherin + other house friendships mean so much to me like
Slytherins and Hufflepuffs? Hufflepuffs will make ‘em flower crowns and the Slytherins will damn well wear those little shits everywhere and hex anyone who makes fun of it
Slytherins and Ravenclaws are a force…